A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he
sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down
next to him. She turned to the biker and asked,
"Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on
Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when
she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then
as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy
until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a
Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real
biker."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about
women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever,
everything seems to make me think of women."
Then she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what just happened
when a man sat down next to the biker and asked,
"Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just
found out I'm a lesbian"
sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down
next to him. She turned to the biker and asked,
"Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on
Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when
she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then
as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy
until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a
Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real
biker."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about
women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever,
everything seems to make me think of women."
Then she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what just happened
when a man sat down next to the biker and asked,
"Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just
found out I'm a lesbian"